Altair: Hi dad, so I was working on that research report on Simstagram impact public opinion of business and the computer complete freaked out.

Altair: …

Altair: I already tried rebooting it… that too. None of the usual workarounds are working. The screen is blue and it keeps making this high pitched squeal.

Altair: …

Altair: What about the guy you had come over last time? 

Altair: Yes, that one. 

Altair: Why not? 

Altair: Dad, it’s not like you’re sending a mafia hitman over to the house. Besides, I’m a grown woman. I’m pretty sure I can handle one tech guy.

Altair: Are you listening to yourself? You’re being paranoid. I mean, I guess I could just walk all the way down to the public library to finish this assignment for you.

Altair: … Okay, thanks. What’s his number? I’ll go ahead and give him call. 

Altair: Love you, daddy, bye.