Prussian: Wait! Hold the phone. 

Altair: It’s really not a big deal.

Prussian: Trust me, it is. You’re telling me that Mr. Has-Turned-Down-Every-Berry-That’s-Tried-To-Date-Him Hankatoba, is moving in with you?

Altair: Um… it’s really not what you think. He’s just helping me… you know, with Provence?

Prussian: Bummer…

Altair: But I mean… he’s had to have dated someone, sometime, right?

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