Sirius: Can someone people explain to me how the teams ended up like this?

Clover: You can’t come between two girls on a mission.

Altair: A mission to kick your berry boy butts!

Clover: You two dudebros are going down!

Prussian: You two take water chicken way too seriously.

Clover: Sounds like words of a yellow-bellied berry about to get his boo-tay handed to him.