
This is what my life has been reduced to. I hope you all are happy.

This is what my life has been reduced to. I hope you all are happy.


THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Oo La la
EM BLEASE.
Aster: Are you sure it’s okay for me to be here? I don’t want to cause any trouble.
Ume: It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.
Aster: Won’t it be awkward though? You said your ex-girlfriend is going to be here right?
Ume: We haven’t been together for years. Besides, I’ve heard she’s seeing someone else too.
Clover: Absolutely no can do, Tair.
Altair: [grumbles] And you wonder why it’s taken so long for you two to meet.
Sirius: It’s okay. I’ll answer any question you have.
Clover: [raises eyebrow] Any questions?
Altair: Clover, behave yourself.
Sirius: Any questions.
Altair: You have no idea what you’re in for.
Clover: [innocent look] Altair. I assure you, I will be an absolute angel.
Altair: Somehow I doubt that.
Sirius: It’s nice to finally meet you.
Clover: Likewise. I was beginning to wonder if you even existed since Altair seems to have avoided us meeting for so long.
Altair: I wouldn’t say I was avoiding you two meeting. You’ve just been busy, is all. You know, school. Hard to fit it into the schedule.
Sirius: [pokes nose] It’s okay. We forgive you. We know how you are.
Clover: [bursts out laughing] Okay, you pass the initial meeting test. Let’s see if you can get through the interrogation round.
Altair: [annoyed] Can we skipped the interrogation round, please?
Sirius: [grabs] There you are. You just abandoned me.
Altair: I can’t keep my bestie waiting.
Sirius: The infamous Clover that I’ve heard so much about?
Altair: Yes. She’s right here.
Clover: Hi there.
Altair: Wild classmates, huh? Any of them manage to catch your eye.
Clover: With my class load? Who has time for dating? [laughs]
Altair: Sure, but don’t forget to have fun while you’re there too.
Clover: Okay, okay mom. Enough about me though. Where is this mystery man that stole my other half away from me?
Altair: He’s around here somewhere. Provence dragged him off.
Clover: That’s good that they get along well.
Altair: Yeah… they’re like two peas in a pod. Especially when they can gang up on me. They’re quite the unstoppable duo.
Clover: Oh no!
Altair: It’s really helped with the transition for her a lot.
Clover: Altair! I feel like it’s been months. I was starting to forget what you look like.
Altair: [chuckles] Oh come on. It’s hasn’t been that long.
Clover: I’ve been dying here, girl. You up and ran off on me. I need my gossip time.
Altair: We literally would just giggle over your wrestling stars.
Clover: Um, yes. Now who am I supposed to talk to about them? Everyone else thinks I’m weird.
Altair: Speaking of everyone else. How are things at The Bay?
Clover: I guess it’s fine. I like my classes. Some of the berries I go to school with are wild.