Apricot: Hey, I’m just being a concerned friend, here. She hasn’t been on a date in over a year. All that lack of woohoo is making her cranky.
Clover: What does my ovulation cycle have to do with any of this?
Apricot: Woman look and sound more attractive while their ovulating. Primetime to snag yourself a little something. I just wanted to set you up.
Clover: Ew. I don’t think I would want to even date anyone you set me up with.
Apricot: Not even if it was that pink cop that pulled you over last week?
Clover: [ignores] So, Altair. A little birdy told me that Ume moved in with you.
Altair: [whispers] Way to throw me under the bus.

