I’m so tired of hurting all the time…and I thought he would be a safe choice.

Sirius: Altair…

Altair: [sleepy] Yeah?

Sirius: Are you even listening anymore?

Altair: Mmmhmm…

Sirius: I doubt that.

Altair: Your voice is soothing. It makes me sleepy.

Sirius: I can carry you to bed if you want.

Altair: Can’t I just stay here a little longer? 

Uncomplicated… 

What does that even mean…?

Altair: What exactly do you think you’re doing?

Sirius: The dough is better than the cookie.

Altair: That doesn’t mean you can just put your fingers in there.

Sirius: You make it so easy. Since, you know, you’re so short.

Altair: Um, excuse me, I’m not short. You’re just freakishly tall.