Lubomir: Is there an item in particular that has caught my lady’s eye?

Clover: Do you see that yellow chair over there? It’s one of the ugliest chairs I have ever seen. I just have to have it!

Lubomir: I am afraid I do not quite understand your taste in furniture. Why would you want such an awful thing?

Clover: You misunderstand. My best friend is paying for everything we do during this whole thing and her and her husband? Talk about loaded. Wouldn’t it be funny to just buy random junk to mess with her?

Lubomir: Ah, if that is the case why not purchase this ridiculous bird statue while you are at it?

Clover: Oh! I like the way you think!