Clover: [climbs into bed with him]

Fox: W-what are you? 

Clover: I’m trying to cuddle here.

Fox: That’s not what… can you just fill me in on what’s going on?

Clover: I left them there in Granite Falls and now I’m here with you.

Fox: Why?

Clover: Because this is the place I wanted to be.

Fox: Does this mean I’ve won?

Clover: Yeah, Fox. That means you’ve won.

Fox: Clover…? 

Clover: Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up.

Fox: Aren’t you supposed to be in Graham Crackers Falls right now?

Clover: Hmm, I think I’m right where I’m supposed to be.

Fox: [confused] In my room?

Clover: [chuckles] Something like that.

Fox: I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed.

Clover: What can I say? I’m a regular rule breaker. [smiles] You’re cute when you sleep.

Fox: [flustered] I u-uh. Thanks.

Clover: [nudges] Scoot over. 

[shuffling]

Ember and Lubomir: [pretty much forget Clover is even their and proceed to chat and flirt with just each other for the rest of the date]

Clover: Looks like it’s just me and you, Mr. Fire. Think they’ll be made if I duck out? Yeah, I don’t think so either.

[Clover takes out her phone and starts texting]

Clover’s Text:

I’m sorry to leave without saying goodbye, but you two looked so happy together I didn’t want to interrupt. The truth is, I’m relieved to know you two found each other. Less hearts that end up broken. I guess while it’s Clover truth hour i should say… I think I’ve known who I wanted from the start. It was never going to be either of you.

Anyways, I’ve paid (by I, I mean I used Altair’s credit card) for you two to stay for a few extra days in the cabin. 

Go crazy kids.

-Clover

Final Single Double Date – Lubomir & Ember

Lubomir: It’s really beautiful out here, is it not mon chou?

Clover: Stunning, really. Ember picked a good spot. But it is cold. So, so cold. So cold that my toes are going to fall off.

Lubomir: I am afraid we are both doomed to such a toeless fate.

Ember: [off] Are you too going to join more or not?

Clover: Ember, I’m afraid that you’re going to have to carry us. I am literally frozen to this spot and Lubomir. We’ve have fused together to become one giant ice creature.

Ember: Of for crying out loud.

Lubomir: I am afraid it is true.

Ember: [heavy sigh]...you’re both so melodramatic. It’s warmer if you don’t actually sit in the snow.

Clover: Details, Emb, details.

Fox: Ahhh! I can’t see where I’m going!

Clover: Fox… we’re sitting down.

Fox: Oh… right. In that case [flips her over]

Clover: GAH! HEY WAIT!!

Fox: Did you think I would drop you?

Clover: No…I just…[shivers] you startled me.

Fox: I just want to see your face.

Clover: Right…

Fox: Are you okay? Your heart is beating really fast.

Clover:  That’s totally your fault.

Fox: Sorry…I’ll give you more of a warning next time.

Clover:  That’s not what I meant…

Fox: [totally clueless as usual]

Final Single Dates – Fox

Fox:  Uh… sorry. I guess I had the wrong date for the festival.

Clover: It’s better this way anyway. Besides, I already knew it was the wrong date.

Fox: Wait, you did? [confused]

Clover: I’d rather spend time with just us than any crowded festival anyways.

Fox: You would? [still confused]

Clover: Of course, silly. [mischevious smile] Hey Fox, heads up!

[smashes snow into his face]

Fox: Gahhh!

Ember: Hey… Clover. Can we talk about… what you saw earlier?

Clover: Oh you mean when I caught you and Lubomir feeling each other up behind the bar?

Ember: You really are straight to the point aren’t you?

Clover: I’m not mad.

Ember: You’re not?

Clover: Nope. I’m just going to treat you two as a packaged deal.

Ember: Y-you’re what?

Clover: You got a problem with that?

Ember: No… I just–

Clover: You just what? Thought I would let you off the hook easy? Maybe you should think harder next time before sticking your tongue in people’s mouths.

Ember: [nervously] poly date it is, then?

 Clover: I’m looking forward to it. 

Clover: But then he was all, the loser has to shave their eyebrows off. Of course, I just had to accept.

Fox: Who ended up winning?

Clover: [laughs] Bonsai always talked the talk, but outside of books there wasn’t much he could do well. I also happened to be Peanut Brittle Bay’s reigning Ice Fishing champion.

Fox: Bye, bye Bonsai’s eyebrows. 

Clover: It took a whole month for them to grow back properly!

[both laugh for a few minutes]

Fox: What did Bonsai end up doing for a living anyway? Did he become an ice fisher? Because that would be hilarious.

Clover: Uh… no. I don’t know much about what Bonsai does. Whatever it is it’s “classified” as he always likes to rub in my face. All I know is he works for Macaron Pharmaceuticals.

Fox: Macaron what-a-whats?

Clover: [giggles] They develop… wait…. [pauses]  Where did Ember and Lubomir go?