Tag: jess-s-plumbob

Aquila: I thought it was a good joke.

Rune: I would quit while you’re ahead.

door creaking.

Aquila: So the bartender looks at them and says, “What will it be?” The first vampire orders a mug of blood. So does the second one. The bartender turns to the third one and he says, “I’ll have a mug of plasma.” Then the bartender says, “Two bloods and a blood light coming right up.”

Crickets.

Blaze: That was awful…

Aquila: Alright, Blaze. I’ve got a joke for you.

Blaze: Don’t you have somewhere else to be?

Aquila: You wound me. Trust me, you’ll like this one. 

Blaze: [groans] Lay it on me.

Aquila: So three vampires walking into a bar…