They say when you have a near death experience that your life flashes before your eyes. That didn’t happen to me… or maybe my brush with death wasn’t close enough to call for such a dramatic retelling. Instead I had the single moment burnt into my mind: the look of shock and betrayal on Sirius’s face the moment of the bullet’s impact.

Clover: Oh, berry, Altair. I’m going to be right here with you. So your stupid face better make it through this, you hear me?

Ume: With everything you’ve done? Did you really think that I would let you get away that easily?

Sirius: [sighs] You know, I was really hoping that you just might.

Ume: Sorry to disappoint you.

Sirius: I’m disappointed I have to break my promise to her.

Ume: I’m sure she’ll get over it once she sees you for what you really are.

Sirius: [chuckles] It must be nice to still be so naive about the world. 

Ume: I’m sorry, Altair. I don’t have time for this right now. Someone get her!

Lupin: I’m really sorry about this ma’am, but you have to come with me.

Altair: Like hell, I’m going anywhere with you guys. Get out of my way.

Lupin: I’m afraid I can’t do that. We have to keep you safe.

Altair: Hey! What do you think you’re doing? LET GO OF ME! [starts pounding on Lupin’s back]

Lupin: Ow. Cut it out already, would you?

Altair: PUT ME DOWN!

Altair: What in berries name do you think you’re doing?

Ume: I’m stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.

[echoing slap]

Altair: Mistake? Who are you to judge the decisions that I make?

Ume: You just have to trust me on this Altair. He’s not who he says he is.

Altair: Who exactly would that be?