Clover: Why do men suck so bad?
Altair: I wish I knew.
Clover: We should just become lesbians. It would be less complicated.
Altair: Clove, you literally carry around a picture of Dates Juiceton in his The Rock Candy uniform in your purse for “in case of emergency.” I don’t think you could be a lesbian if you tried.
Clover: How dare you use my love of The Rock Candy against me.
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