viper-fish:

she’s wearing black and i’m wearing black
and she put me in a casket

@berrybloomsims turned me into a berry simblr after gifting me with one (1) soft red boii whom ive already corrupted. his name is karma and he listens to screamo on his way to church. the green booger is forest. goodnight

Bish that boy was birthed from my undying (and borderline obsessive) love for you. No corruption necessary.

Hangout Day!

Clover: Hey Ember, don’t you want to join us for Don’t Wake the Llama?

Ember: I’m really more of darts guy.

Clover: Suit yourself… Lubomir is cheating anyway.

Lubomir: [gasp] I’m offended at the accusation. 

Fox: Wait… what’s happening again?

Clover: …Oh boy.

Now you would think, what else could possibly go wrong? This night is a disaster? The producer decided to send the two home

Clover: You know, I’m sorry for how this turned out. Want to try again?

They snuggled on the couch and Fox made a successful move and with that, the “date” was over… 

…but Fox could sense he was in trouble so he followed her to her room. Totally not creepy at all Fox. 

Clover: Fox, you’re not supposed to be in here.

Fox: I know, but I couldn’t leave things how they were. Just one more thing and I will leave.

Then he kissed her goodnight.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how Fox went from being the top contender for Clover’s heart to barely making it through eliminations by two relationship points…

Single Date #2 – Fox

Ladies and Gentleman, step right up! You are about to witness the most rollercoaster of a date I have ever experienced in the sims. These photos do not even do it justice… not in the slightest. IT WAS A NIGHT. Here is how it went down.

It also started with Fox rejecting Clover’s asking for a date not once, not twice, but three times. Clover, being a girl who does not give up easily, figured okay? Not a date then. We’ll just go hang out. So the two of them decided to head over to The Gumdrop. 

A friendly outing at the local arcade–what could possibly go wrong? 

*insert awkward laughter here*

They arrive at The Gumdrop and Fox takes right to the machine. Clover was not impressed with his abilities and decided to let him know as she “playfully” mocked his video game abilities. 

Clover: A Llama could play that game better than you!

Now Fox did what any other full grown, mature ass adult would do and… mocked her mother.

Fox: Well, you would know, since your mother is a llama.

Clover: How dare you!

They argued for a minute but both decided it was time to stop.

Fox: There is a bubble blower here, and we need to chill. Why not sit and relaxed?

And they both got dazed off their rockers…

(To be continued…)

Sim Request #1 – Rihannon Fields

For @viper-fish

A pretty brown haired lady for my love  💖 💖 💖

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